| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Spike Lee | Halfling Hopeful | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
13 | Armand Hammer | Halfling Hopeful | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Sean Astin | Halfling Hopeful | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | David Ben-Gurion | Halfling Hopeful | 2 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST | |
5 | Richard Dreyfuss | Halfling Hopeful | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
10 | Emilio Estevez | Halfling Hopeful | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Nikita Khrushchev | Halfling Hopeful | 6 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | |
12 | Igor Stravinsky | Halfling Hopeful | 12 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | |
11 | Martin Scorsese | Halfling Hopeful | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Elton John | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Dudley Moore | Halfling Hopeful | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | |
7 | Buckminster Fuller | Halfling Hopeful | 14 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG | d |
6 | Danny DeVito | Halfling Hopeful | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | n |
5 | Ludwig Van Beethoven | Halfling Hopeful | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | |
3 | Napoleon Bonaparte | Halfling Hopeful | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |