Past Players of Altdorf Abbatoir
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
18 | Sylvester Goldfield | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Benny Biscuits | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
10 | Colin Cake | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
5 | Bullroarer | Head Carver | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff | -ma |
16 | Hugh Double-Barrell Something... | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Bert Beans | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Big Jim Appletart | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Ronnie Oranges | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
12 | Dave Dinner | Chaos Halfling | 13 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads | -st |
10 | Edgar Meatballs | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
8 | 'Erbert Eggs | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
6 | Johnny Toast | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Bullroarer Took | Head Carver | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff | d |