| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Bennett | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Alexander | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, -av |
13 | Cox II | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
9 | Clinton II | Chaos Halfling | 13 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, d |
9 | Clinton II | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
13 | Cox | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
11 | Simpson | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 23 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tackle, Block | m, m, -ag, d |
10 | Habib | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Clinton | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
8 | Bush | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, m, -ma, d |
7 | Reagan | Chaos Halfling | 20 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
6 | Ford | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads | m, d |
5 | Cheney | Head Carver | 18 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Block, Tackle | -av, d |
3 | Aquino | Carver | 2 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
1 | VanderJagt | Chaos Spawn | 13 | 21 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Tentacles, Juggernaut | -ag, d |