Past Players of Throw Me Don't Eat Me
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | ScumFoul Brainhurt | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
9 | Gokn Dreadcut II | Goblin | 9 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
14 | Tbak Greatgut | Goblin | 12 | 19 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA, Sprint | m, d |
13 | Konx Sickdoom | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Nams Ironcurse | Goblin | 9 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | d |
10 | Kdezn Biglurker | Goblin | 9 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
9 | Gokn Dreadcut | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Basz MadBone | Pogoer | 13 | 42 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty, Sprint, Jump Up, Block | d |
1 | Spin Doctor | Fanatic | 10 | 5 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m |