| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Pop | Lineman | 7 | 11 | Dodge | d |
3 | Chewy Charles | Lineman | 2 | 5 | | d |
2 | Slippery Nipple | Wardancer | 1 | 6 | Block, Dodge, Leap, Mighty Blow | -ma |
11 | Joseph Shartsworth | Lineman | 19 | 7 | Dodge | -ag |
4 | Shar Tington | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | -ma |
3 | Sean Deepfist | Lineman | 12 | 12 | Dodge | m, m, d |
6 | Terrence Wobblybottom | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
4 | Marvin Mortensen | Lineman | 6 | 2 | | d |
8 | Howard Vileshaft | Lineman | 33 | 40 | Guard, Dodge, Block | m, m, m, d |
4 | Rummage | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
3 | Richard Hardbone | Lineman | 7 | 13 | Dodge | d |
2 | Jumping John | Wardancer | 17 | 40 | Block, Dodge, Leap, Tackle, Strip Ball, Wrestle | m, d |
11 | Malcolm Murdersford | Lineman | 2 | 3 | | d |
7 | Heinrich Hinkleburg | Lineman | 21 | 31 | Dodge, Wrestle, Side Step | m, m, m, n |
7 | Master Wayne | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | n |
4 | Clark Kent | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | n |
18 | Fredrick Darkspike | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
18 | Albert Clearorc | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
6 | Ian Strongbone | Lineman | 19 | 21 | Dodge, Wrestle | m, -st |
1 | Slappy Salvatore | Wardancer | 49 | 86 | Block, Dodge, Leap, Strip Ball, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Side Step, Fend | m, m, d |
17 | Julius Whitebrook | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
19 | Sylvester Silentstream | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
4 | Ulric Goldrock | Lineman | 7 | 6 | Dodge | -av |
17 | Zachary Paleorc | Lineman | 1 | 5 | | d |
6 | David Clearshaft | Lineman | 3 | 9 | Dodge | m, d |
1 | Samwise Snatchington | Wardancer | 7 | 16 | Block, Dodge, Leap, +MA, Strip Ball | m, -av |
4 | Vincent Deepsnake | Lineman | 8 | 6 | Dodge | m, d |
13 | Woodington | Treeman | 2 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Loner, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate | m, d |
4 | George Trueshaft | Lineman | 3 | 12 | Dodge | n |
1 | Percival Pigknuckles | Wardancer | 5 | 20 | Block, Dodge, Leap, Mighty Blow, Strip Ball | d |
17 | Leroy Strongstone | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
15 | James Gatz | Catcher | 1 | 0 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint | -ma |
6 | Trey Hotshaft | Lineman | 4 | 8 | Dodge | -st |
4 | Paul Truefist | Lineman | 6 | 26 | Guard, Dodge | m, d |
12 | Rutherford Innuendo | Thrower | 15 | 24 | Pass, Leader, Dodge | m, n |
13 | Woodsworth | Treeman | 7 | 8 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Loner, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Grab | d |
12 | Pip | Thrower | 3 | 5 | Pass | -ma |
1 | Jack O'Lantern | Wardancer | 10 | 32 | Block, Dodge, Leap, +MA, Strip Ball, Tackle | m, -st |
4 | Pauly Walnuts | Lineman | 4 | 6 | Dodge | d |
12 | Passing Paddy Paddington | Thrower | 4 | 8 | Pass, Leader | d |
15 | Amory Blaine III | Catcher | 5 | 13 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Block | n |
16 | Anthony Patch | Catcher | 48 | 119 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Block, Side Step, +MA, Guard, Fend | m, d |
4 | Amory Blaine | Catcher | 1 | 6 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Block | -av |
9 | Flatulent Fred | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
8 | Lenny Langholm | Lineman | 51 | 87 | Dodge, Wrestle, +AG, Leap, Guard | m, m, m, -ag |
7 | Johnny Rotten | Lineman | 13 | 6 | Dodge | d |
6 | Peter Placeholder | Lineman | 8 | 23 | +AG, Guard | m, d |
5 | James Jameson | Lineman | 87 | 109 | Dodge, +ST, Wrestle, Side Step, Fend | m, m, m, m, m, n, d |
4 | Harry Hartford | Lineman | 3 | 7 | Dodge | d |
3 | Jonesy Jones | Lineman | 46 | 58 | +AG, Dodge, Wrestle, Leap | n, m, m, m, m, m, m, m |
16 | Amory Blaine | Catcher | 2 | 10 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Block | -ma |
2 | Timothy Trethewick | Wardancer | 50 | 92 | Block, Dodge, Leap, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Strip Ball, Grab | n, m, m, m, m |
1 | Horatio Hornblower | Wardancer | 13 | 17 | Block, Dodge, Leap, Strip Ball, Wrestle | -ma |