| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Leonard of Quirm | Gnome | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
3 | Rip 'is Ead Rite ORF!! | Squig Slayer | 10 | 12 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tackle | d |
12 | Achimedes | Gnome | 5 | 7 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG | n |
15 | T.Edison | Gnome | 19 | 12 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST | n, d |
5 | Thomas Midgley | Gnome | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
3 | What U lookin At! | Squig Slayer | 11 | 18 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dodge, Tackle | d |
13 | Wilbur Wright | Gnome | 27 | 32 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, Sprint, Side Step | d |
12 | Zeppelin | Gnome | 12 | 17 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step | -ma, d |
5 | Gothenburg | Gnome | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Earl Sandwich | Gnome | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, d |
5 | William Lincoln | Gnome | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Oppenheimer | Mad Bommaz | 16 | 2 | Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
16 | Chris Delaney | Gnome | 21 | 17 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, +MA | d |
15 | Socrates | Gnome | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
12 | Thomas Crapper | Gnome | 5 | 12 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | n |
10 | Earl Tupper | Gnome | 23 | 13 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | -av, n |
16 | Albert J. Parkhouse | Gnome | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Lance Hill | Gnome | 16 | 27 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, +MA | -ag, m, n |
15 | Herman Hollerith | Gnome | 4 | 4 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
13 | Gutenberg | Gnome | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
9 | Eli Whitney | Gnome | 5 | 9 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | I'll'Ave YA! | Squig Slayer | 14 | 24 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tackle, Dodge | d |
11 | Faraday | Gnome | 21 | 11 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST | m, n |
16 | Browning | Gnome | 9 | 12 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | d |
15 | Thomas Edison | Gnome | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Nobel | Gnome | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Alexander G Bell | Gnome | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, m, n |
8 | Eusebius | Mad Bommaz | 40 | 9 | Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Accurate | -ag |
7 | Ohms | Mad Bommaz | 12 | 0 | Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n |
5 | Babbage | Mad Bommaz | 13 | 0 | Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
12 | Marconi | Gnome | 12 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST | m, n |
11 | Ben Franklin | Gnome | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Albert Einstien | Gnome | 12 | 11 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Leap | m, n |
9 | Isaac Newton | Gnome | 8 | 10 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Jump Up | d |
4 | U'Lookinatme? | Squig Slayer | 21 | 36 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tackle, +ST, Strip Ball | n |
3 | Ave'At'Em | Squig Slayer | 7 | 5 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
2 | Ka'Rash | Dwarven Cannon | 3 | 0 | Strong Arm, Hail Mary Pass, Always Hungry, Secret Weapon, Throw Team-Mate | d |