| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
17 | Trey Fastlightning | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
3 | Vee Money | Catcher | 4 | 19 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Block | m, d |
10 | Luberdoodle | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | d |
11 | The Notorious PHB | Lineman | 5 | 10 | Kick | |
12 | Lubes | Lineman | 4 | 7 | Guard | m |
18 | Julius Hideoushammer | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
21 | Nicholas Stronghawk | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
21 | George Darkorc | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
5 | Mark Dipslar | Catcher | 1 | 3 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel | d |
16 | Gaylord | Lineman | 8 | 0 | | n |
16 | Hoz | Lineman | 7 | 6 | Dirty Player | n |
3 | Pickle-Pie | Thrower | 4 | 1 | Pass | d |
13 | Cisko | Lineman | 12 | 2 | | d |
6 | Yard Ape! Yard Ape! | Catcher | 15 | 32 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Block, Side Step | m |
13 | Aenir Orosz | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
6 | Ditzbag | Lineman | 7 | 0 | | -av |
14 | Bushels | Lineman | 26 | 17 | Block, Dodge | m, m, m, n |
10 | Ballinger | Lineman | 29 | 16 | Dirty Player, Wrestle | m |
5 | Swiss Miss Pudding Bars | Catcher | 30 | 52 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Block, Dump-Off, Side Step | m, -av, d |
3 | Moar Yard Ape | Catcher | 13 | 26 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Wrestle | m, -av |
5 | Mother Lovin' Yard Ape | Catcher | 2 | 11 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, +MA | d |
15 | Morello | Lineman | 39 | 29 | +ST, +AG | m, m, m, -ma, m, d |
14 | Pickle Pie | Lineman | 6 | 8 | Fend | m |
3 | Mad-Dawg | Lineman | 7 | 6 | Diving Tackle | |
17 | Zachary Hotstream | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
13 | 'Double D' | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | m, -av |
17 | Jack Darkbrook | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
12 | Ian Gold-"Ban"-hammer | Lineman | 53 | 31 | Kick, Wrestle, Thick Skull | m, -ma |
5 | The Yard Ape | Catcher | 17 | 31 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Dump-Off, Wrestle | m, -ma |
1 | Almighty Malachi | Thrower | 35 | 87 | Pass, Strong Arm, Accurate, Kick-Off Return, +AG, Leader | -ma, m, m, -ma |
17 | Jack Dirtyorc | Lineman | 1 | 5 | | d |
6 | Short Sawed-Off Pink Swiss Monkey Beotch (bugs in yo' teef) | Catcher | 27 | 48 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Block, Tackle | d |
12 | Holly | Catcher | 7 | 10 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge | d |
11 | Ack | Lineman | 63 | 40 | Dirty Player, Wrestle, Dodge | m, m |
10 | Bally | Lineman | 31 | 18 | Dirty Player, Wrestle | m, d |
5 | Twist | Lineman | 10 | 6 | Wrestle | |
4 | Smalls | Lineman | 9 | 6 | Guard | m, d |
3 | Lemm | Lineman | 10 | 6 | Kick | d |
2 | Danny Boy | Lineman | 7 | 11 | Guard | d |
1 | Bruche "Yard Ape" | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
9 | V$ | Catcher | 72 | 194 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Dump-Off, Block, Side Step, Fend, Kick | m, m, m, d |
6 | Short Pink Swiss Monkey bugs in yo' teef | Catcher | 5 | 21 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Side Step | d |
8 | Barber "Big Bitch" | Blitzer | 9 | 25 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Tackle | m, -av, m, d |
7 | Shane "Slow Bitch" | Blitzer | 42 | 62 | Block, Side Step, Strip Ball, +AV, Dodge, Pro | m, m, m, -ma |