| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Hilary | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
15 | Dick | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Bob Hope | Skaven Thrower | 3 | 4 | Sure Hands, Pass, Animosity | d |
9 | W. | Goblin | 8 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
3 | Tony Blair | Skaven Blitzer | 11 | 6 | Block, Animosity | d |
14 | Rothchild | Goblin | 13 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tentacles | d |
13 | Prince Charles | Goblin | 6 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -ma |
5 | Queen | Skaven Thrower | 4 | 9 | Sure Hands, Pass, Animosity, Strong Arm | d |
12 | Box Car Willie | Goblin | 3 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | obama | Goblin | 9 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, m, -av |
10 | Osama | Goblin | 13 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | d |
9 | Bush Sr. | Goblin | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Kris Kristofferson | Goblin | 17 | 20 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Sprint | m, m |
7 | Mj | Skaven Lineman | 9 | 8 | Animosity, Claw | m, -ma |
4 | Bob Hope | Skaven Thrower | 11 | 15 | Sure Hands, Pass, Animosity, Big Hand | n |
3 | Tony Blair | Skaven Blitzer | 3 | 8 | Block, Animosity, Accurate | -ma |