| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Jummy Jim | Lineman | 1 | 10 | Leap, Very Long Legs, +AG | n |
11 | Beni Sweetbunny | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
9 | Pamela Plzdonthitme | Lineman | 3 | 2 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
3 | Lapis Lazuli | Catcher | 4 | 5 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs | -av |
3 | Campyolbacter Jejuni | Catcher | 9 | 26 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge, Side Step | n |
14 | Pityriasis Versicolor | Blitzer | 9 | 27 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Mighty Blow | -av |
12 | Billy Goldstream | Lineman | 26 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle | -ag, m |
17 | Sylvester Quicklightning | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
7 | Pam Splash | Lineman | 37 | 44 | Leap, Very Long Legs, +MA, Block, Dodge | m |
9 | Trey Clearhammer | Lineman | 19 | 7 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge | -ma, -ma |
11 | Dick Nixon | Lineman | 36 | 17 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle, Fend | d |
10 | Colin Pow'l | Lineman | 2 | 5 | Leap, Very Long Legs | n |
9 | Hendrics Hazard | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
8 | Melchior 'gets-it-on' | Lineman | 39 | 10 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Fend | m, m, -av |
7 | Pam Andrews Puff | Lineman | 4 | 2 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
5 | Walter Big Hug | Kroxigor | 29 | 51 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone-head, Loner, Juggernaut, Juggernaut, Break Tackle, Guard | -ma |
4 | Roland Roastegg | Catcher | 30 | 32 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Guard, Dodge, +MA | m, m, m, m, m, n |
3 | Draken Defilenuffle | Catcher | 26 | 77 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, +MA, Dodge, Side Step, Sure Feet, +MA | m, d |
2 | Amadeus Agnostic | Catcher | 42 | 89 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge, Wrestle, Dauntless, Tackle, Strip Ball | m |