Past Players of Dr. Stein's Funeral Home
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Zapp Brannigan | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regeneration | |
3 | Captain Cannibal | Wight Blitzer | 2 | 1 | Block, Regeneration | -av |
6 | The Angry Assistant | Ghoul Runner | 15 | 15 | Dodge, Block | d |
6 | The Uncontrollable Understudy | Ghoul Runner | 8 | 6 | Dodge, Block | d |
11 | Edam, the Sauceror II | Zombie | 7 | 2 | Regeneration | |
3 | The Crazy Cannibal | Wight Blitzer | 28 | 53 | Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle, Shadowing | -av, n |
2 | The Mortician Revived | Mummy | 35 | 28 | Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Guard, Grab | -ma |
15 | Randy Runner | Zombie | 19 | 5 | Regeneration | |
14 | Bryan "Tube Socks" Bagood II | Zombie | 8 | 4 | Regeneration | d |
3 | The Corrupt Cannibal | Wight Blitzer | 17 | 22 | Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Tackle | n |
13 | Groundskeeper | Zombie | 37 | 15 | Regeneration, Dirty Player | m, d |
5 | The Scary Secretary | Ghoul Runner | 53 | 148 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Sure Hands, Fend, +MA | m, m, m, r |
12 | Lover Boy | Zombie | 38 | 23 | Regeneration, Wrestle, Dauntless | m |
6 | The Unruly Understudy | Ghoul Runner | 34 | 59 | Dodge, Block, +MA, Mighty Blow, +MA | m, m, -st |
11 | Spare Parts | Zombie | 23 | 2 | Regeneration | -av |
9 | Oh Boy, Free Subject | Zombie | 39 | 18 | Regeneration, Leader, Kick | m, -ma, d |
8 | Hey, Get Back Under the Stairs | Zombie | 3 | 0 | Regeneration | d |
7 | My First Failed Experiment | Zombie | 35 | 34 | Regeneration, Kick, Wrestle, Dauntless | d |
5 | The Sick Secretary | Ghoul Runner | 4 | 2 | Dodge | d |
4 | The Grave Digger | Wight Blitzer | 62 | 97 | Block, Regeneration, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Shadowing | r |
3 | The Creepy Cannibal | Wight Blitzer | 8 | 12 | Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow | n, -ma |
2 | The Maniac Mortician | Mummy | 25 | 35 | Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Guard, +MA, Stand Firm | d |
1 | Dr. Stein | Mummy | 62 | 116 | Mighty Blow, Regeneration, +ST, +ST, Guard, Juggernaut, Break Tackle | d, r |