Past Players of Humphrey and the Show
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | "Bad News" Bronsko | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull | -ma |
8 | Bingo | Blocker | 17 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | |
2 | Clobber VanStomp | Troll Slayer | 31 | 36 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Stand Firm | n |
8 | Quashly Bendactin | Blocker | 17 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
11 | Jocque Destuctor | Blocker | 36 | 18 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Side Step | d |
9 | Hewn Machado | Blocker | 7 | 7 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | -st |
8 | Quashly Emerald | Blocker | 5 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -av |
5 | Speedy Axehandle | Runner | 24 | 84 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, +MA, Kick-Off Return, Fend, Tackle | -ag |
4 | Crush Anvilbreaker | Blitzer | 29 | 28 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard | m, m, m, -ag |
2 | Tron Brewman | Troll Slayer | 7 | 10 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow | -st |
1 | Humphrey | Troll Slayer | 9 | 11 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow | -av |