| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | Richard Nixon III | Snotling Goon | 4 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | m, n |
4 | Theodore Roosevelt III | Snotling Mob | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ag |
1 | John Adams II | Snotling Mob | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
2 | George Washinton V | Snotling Mob | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
6 | Andrew Jackson II | Snotling Mob | 11 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Ulysses S Grant II | Snotling Mob | 9 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | d |
6 | Thomas Jefferson III | Pump Wagon | 1 | 2 | Ball & Chain | d |
13 | James Madison III | Snotling Mob | 13 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Gerald Ford III | Snotling Mob | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | George Washinton IV | Snotling Mob | 4 | 1 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m, n |
2 | William Clinton | Snotling Mob | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
15 | Abraham Lincoln II | Troll | 3 | 5 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | d |
8 | Theodore Roosevelt II | Snotling Mob | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
1 | George Washington II | Snotling Mob | 4 | 11 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Gerald Ford III | Snotling Mob | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | John F Kennedy III | Pump Wagon | 10 | 8 | Ball & Chain, Block | d |
11 | Ulysses S Grant III | Snotling Mob | 8 | 16 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | d |
4 | Gerald Ford II | Snotling Mob | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Richard Nixon II | Snotling Mob | 17 | 16 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, +MA | -st, m, n |
13 | James Madison II | Snotling Mob | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Ulysses S Grant II | Snotling Mob | 2 | 1 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Thomas Jefferson II | Pump Wagon | 10 | 23 | Ball & Chain, Tackle, Block | d |
9 | Ronald Reagan II | Spore Flinger | 11 | 2 | Dodge, Regenerate, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Right Stuff, Poisoned Dagger | d |
12 | John F. Kennedy II | Pump Wagon | 4 | 7 | Ball & Chain, Block | d |
10 | James Monroe II | Spore Flinger | 7 | 6 | Dodge, Regenerate, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Right Stuff, Poisoned Dagger, Leap | n |
13 | Ulysses Grant | Snotling Mob | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Guard | -ag, d |
12 | John Kennedy | Snotling Mob | 2 | 1 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
11 | James Madison | Snotling Mob | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Lyndon Johnson | Troll | 25 | 54 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Pro, Block, Multiple Block | d |
15 | Abraham Lincoln | Troll | 11 | 23 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Multiple Block | n |
10 | James Monroe | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
9 | Ronald Reagan | Snotling Mob | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Theodore Roosevelt | Snotling Mob | 8 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
7 | Andrew Jackson | Snotling Mob | 13 | 4 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Thomas Jefferson | Snotling Mob | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
5 | John Adams | Snotling Mob | 18 | 29 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Sure Feet | d |
4 | Gerald Ford | Snotling Mob | 6 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | Richard Nixon | Snotling Mob | 6 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | d |
2 | Harry Truman | Snotling Mob | 9 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
1 | George Washington | Snotling Mob | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |