| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
18 | David Grottyspike | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
18 | Sylvester Dirtyfield | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
4 | kollo | Catcher | 3 | 2 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
4 | Billy Fasteagle | Lineman | 8 | 5 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
7 | Nicholas Clumsytree | Lineman | 3 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m, d |
17 | Nicholas Silentshield | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
3 | Billy Grottytree | Lineman | 7 | 10 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Frenzy | -av, d |
4 | Julius Coldspike | Lineman | 5 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m, d |
3 | Tristan Whitestream | Lineman | 4 | 4 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m, d |
11 | schizzoman | Blitzer | 39 | 54 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, +MA | m, m, -st, r |
11 | fustman | Lineman | 5 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m |
10 | ditman | Lineman | 40 | 27 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Frenzy, Hail Mary Pass | d |
9 | antenman | Lineman | 32 | 24 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Shadowing | d |
8 | zupman | Lineman | 5 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
7 | zotman | Lineman | 22 | 12 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | d |
4 | schizzman | Catcher | 17 | 16 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | d |
3 | sputman | Blitzer | 11 | 17 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, +ST, +AG | m, m, m, d |
2 | burpman | Blitzer | 41 | 44 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Dump-Off, Mighty Blow | m, d |
1 | bodman | Kroxigor | 47 | 43 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone-head, Loner, Juggernaut, Break Tackle, Juggernaut | n, d |