| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Billy Jean | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Topnot Dresdan | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Goose | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Half Marino | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Billy Holidazed | Carver | 3 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | -st |
10 | Little J'Orgs | Chaos Halfling | 16 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Wack Roland | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
12 | Wiggles Worth | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | n |
11 | Bandit | Chaos Halfling | 13 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, m, d |
10 | Brock Less'is More | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Gordy the Quick | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
8 | Jack | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 19 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Side Step | -ma |
7 | Jimmy | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Head Chef | Carver | 3 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | n |
2 | Burly J'Halfling | Chaos Spawn | 1 | 0 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal | -st |