| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Ned Flanders | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
10 | Stan the man | Gnoblar | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
8 | Norbert | Gnoblar | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n |
9 | Madge | Gnoblar | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
13 | Billy Bob II | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma, d |
7 | Slim Shady III | Gnoblar | 9 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n |
7 | Shady II | Gnoblar | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
11 | Willie II | Gnoblar | 14 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, -av, m |
11 | Willie | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ag |
10 | Theo | Gnoblar | 13 | 11 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sure Feet | m, d |
9 | Rosie | Gnoblar | 10 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
8 | Bert | Gnoblar | 14 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
7 | Shady | Gnoblar | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
6 | Slim | Gnoblar | 11 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | Ugly Kid Joe | Ogre | 19 | 51 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Tackle, Juggernaut, Guard, Frenzy | -av, m, d |
1 | Billy Bob | Ogre | 6 | 12 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Juggernaut | d |