Past Players of Fake Beard With __ In It
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
19 | William Bluebone | Blocker | 1 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
17 | Harold Hideousshield | Blocker | 1 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
8 | A Golfball | Blocker | 9 | 14 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | -av |
8 | A Kitkat | Runner | 5 | 11 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block | -ag |
8 | A Shoehorn | Blocker | 2 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
9 | A Thumbscrew | Blocker | 19 | 7 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Kick | m, m, -ma |
8 | A Washcloth | Blocker | 2 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -av |
7 | A Dimebag | Blocker | 16 | 7 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Kick | |
6 | A Pinecone | Blocker | 19 | 2 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -av |
5 | A Cheesewheel | Runner | 6 | 21 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Fend | n, n, d |
3 | A Winerack | Troll Slayer | 10 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Jump Up | d |
1 | A Toothpick | Troll Slayer | 10 | 9 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow | d |