| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Rollercoller | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
7 | Fiddleliddle | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
12 | Koko-noko | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Raggadishu | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
14 | Tete-a-Tete | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
14 | Tollenstoll | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
10 | Toto | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
3 | Hack-sum-Meat | Carver | 4 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
5 | Hooplaboopla | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | n, d |
16 | Tottensnot | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | n |
7 | Tassle-wassle | Chaos Halfling | 15 | 29 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | d |
3 | Carve-yer-Flesh | Carver | 3 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | m, -ma |
9 | Fumbletink | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
9 | Tessla | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Linnerpum | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
12 | Ticklelitoo | Chaos Halfling | 14 | 29 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Claw, +MA | d |
12 | Nail O'Neil | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
11 | Sassy-bee | Chaos Halfling | 16 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
10 | Killerfang | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
9 | Toddlelidee | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
7 | Twiddledum | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Baby-boo | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
3 | Poke-yer-Eye | Carver | 6 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | n |
2 | Big Papa | Chaos Spawn | 16 | 34 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block, Tackle, Multiple Block | n |
1 | Big Moma | Chaos Spawn | 19 | 56 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block, Tackle, Multiple Block, Break Tackle | n, n |