| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | J Maul Stevens | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | d |
19 | Robert Vilebrook | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
19 | Sylvester Weakfield | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
17 | Nicholas Trueorc | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
18 | Brian Palehammer | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
17 | Osmond Quickshield | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
17 | Ulric Whitestone | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
2 | Dedrick the Demon | Blitzer | 10 | 12 | Block, Side Step, +AG | -ma, m, d |
15 | The Man | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
16 | TCU Sucks | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | n |
4 | Death by GFI | Catcher | 16 | 53 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Wrestle, +ST, Dump-Off | |
2 | Master of Death | Blitzer | 2 | 5 | Block, Side Step | d |
12 | Squish and Dead | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | -ag |
3 | Dashing Dan Helmsworth | Catcher | 24 | 73 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, +AG, Dodge, +AG, Wrestle | n, m |
2 | Super Mario Lemieux | Blitzer | 4 | 11 | Block, Side Step, Dodge | n, d |
1 | Stomping Tom Collins | Blitzer | 26 | 52 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Tackle, Leap, +MA | |
13 | Hobo Jackson | Lineman | 12 | 8 | Wrestle | n |
13 | Spare Life | Lineman | 6 | 10 | Wrestle | -st |
10 | Rosebowl Elf | Lineman | 18 | 22 | Guard, Block | m, -av |
11 | Pubg Corpse | Lineman | 16 | 6 | Wrestle | -av |
8 | Golden Arm Gus | Thrower | 25 | 37 | Pass, Dodge, +MA, Wrestle | m, d |
12 | Squish Broken | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | -av |
15 | H'old Fastrock | Lineman | 19 | 8 | Wrestle | m, n |
18 | Albert Silentfire | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
13 | Gerolf Windsmear | Lineman | 8 | 9 | Wrestle | d |
15 | Squee the Immortal | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | d |
4 | Spawn of Vindaloo | Catcher | 27 | 59 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Wrestle, Tackle, Leap | -ma, -av, m |
7 | Da Mad Bomber | Thrower | 39 | 73 | Pass, Dodge, Strong Arm, Accurate, Block | |
13 | Annexation of Puerto Rico | Lineman | 4 | 2 | | -av |
14 | Elf Lives Matter | Lineman | 39 | 23 | Wrestle, Dodge | m, -st |
14 | Hobo With a Shotgun | Lineman | 2 | 2 | | n |
16 | Elves Die Fast | Lineman | 27 | 8 | Wrestle | m, d |
6 | Mad Irish Moody | Catcher | 35 | 78 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dump-Off, Block, Dodge, Side Step, Tackle | m, m, n |
8 | Steven Smashgons | Lineman | 15 | 0 | | d |
9 | Tiny Tim | Lineman | 5 | 1 | | n |
6 | Wheels Jackson | Catcher | 1 | 0 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel | d |
11 | Y'ick Palebone | Lineman | 17 | 12 | Wrestle | m, d |
14 | Real Deal Rendor | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | m, m, -av |
10 | Dwayne Rollenson | Lineman | 20 | 10 | Wrestle | -ag, d |
12 | Edwardro Erickson | Lineman | 18 | 19 | Guard, Block | m, d |
13 | Oleander Oldrickson | Lineman | 15 | 7 | Dodge | -ma, d |
14 | Ilack the Frail | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
16 | M'tock the Mighty | Lineman | 15 | 21 | Wrestle, Dodge | m, d |
1 | The Great H'noth | Thrower | 20 | 39 | Pass, Accurate, Wrestle, Dodge | m, m, m, d |
5 | Idric Lightningfeet | Catcher | 38 | 89 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Wrestle, Tackle, Strip Ball, Side Step | d |
3 | O'nok The Mighty | Blitzer | 36 | 36 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Tackle, Diving Tackle | n, -ag |
2 | Crazy C'nor Higheagle | Blitzer | 37 | 56 | Block, Side Step, +ST, Dodge, Tackle, Frenzy | m |
11 | T'nor Fastfeet | Lineman | 14 | 9 | Wrestle | -av |
13 | O'nor Smallstride | Lineman | 7 | 6 | Dodge | -av |
6 | K'lvak Speed of the Wind | Catcher | 7 | 23 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Wrestle | d |
18 | Zachary Deephammer | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
10 | U'oric The Warrior | Lineman | 10 | 6 | | m, d |
11 | R'Kor The Tiny | Lineman | 1 | 5 | | d |
12 | O'Par The Large | Lineman | 5 | 1 | | d |
13 | P'Kor The Mighty | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | -av |
20 | Trey Dirtyrock | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
15 | A'Bort Hardeagle | Lineman | 31 | 55 | +ST, Dodge, Block, Side Step | n, m |
15 | P'rick The Proud | Lineman | 6 | 3 | | d |
16 | O'nor Hardfeet | Lineman | 14 | 16 | Dodge, Wrestle | -ma, d |
7 | Lorick The Loud | Catcher | 4 | 0 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel | m, d |
6 | Olthan The Outstanding | Catcher | 4 | 6 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge | -ma |
4 | Elthor The Evil | Catcher | 38 | 84 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Block, +ST, +ST, Guard | m, -av |
12 | N'las Dirtyfist | Lineman | 8 | 6 | Dodge | m, n |
16 | V'ent Goldhawk | Lineman | 6 | 7 | Kick | m, n |
11 | Roran The Fierce | Lineman | 7 | 1 | | -ma, d |
12 | Morick The Mighty | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | -av |
13 | Yorick The Smooth | Lineman | 12 | 6 | | m, d |
14 | Ilrick The Quick | Lineman | 31 | 41 | Dodge, Wrestle, Kick | |
15 | Olrick The Soft | Lineman | 10 | 16 | Dodge, Wrestle | -av |
16 | Ulrick The Weak | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | n |
5 | Adamic The Amazing | Catcher | 28 | 66 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Block, +AG, Leap | m, m, -ma, d |
4 | Elrick The Swift | Catcher | 5 | 16 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge | d |
3 | Pundem Hardfist | Blitzer | 28 | 85 | Block, Side Step, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Tackle, Frenzy, Fend | m, -av, m |
2 | Borick Smashim | Blitzer | 30 | 40 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Tackle, Strip Ball | m, m |
1 | H'both Longbomb | Thrower | 30 | 57 | Pass, Accurate, Dodge, Block, Sure Hands | -av |