| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Temporary | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
6 | Batman | Goblin | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Shipwrecked | Goblin | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
13 | Mein Ball | Pogoer | 7 | 23 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty, +AG, Sure Feet | d |
17 | George Weakfield | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Shipwreck | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
5 | Oh My | Goblin | 16 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
5 | BOOOOMMM | Bomma | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -av |
6 | Cannon Ball | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
15 | Concrete Plinth | Looney | 17 | 10 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Block | m, -st |
15 | Concrete Block | Looney | 3 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -av |
14 | Anvil | Goblin | 18 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -ma |
13 | Pumice Stone | Goblin | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Message Bottle | Goblin | 14 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Hands | d |
16 | Concrete Coffin | Looney | 3 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m |
11 | Rock | Goblin | 9 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
10 | Anchor | Goblin | 10 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
6 | BackStroke | Goblin | 7 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Shower Pewter | Bomma | 9 | 5 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -st |
4 | Sloppy Markey | Pogoer | 12 | 38 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty, +MA, Sure Feet, Sprint | -av |
3 | Swingin Benjamin | Fanatic | 7 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -ag |