| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Himalayan Mount-Hims | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Homie Gaggler | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Cuddle Victim | Goblin | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Hard Trodden | Goblin | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Pill Pooper | Goblin | 17 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | n |
7 | Boinga Boinga Beefcake | Pogoer | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty | -ma |
11 | Mohawk Punk | Goblin | 20 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -ma |
6 | Bench Mark-E Mark | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
4 | Barber the Beef Cake | Looney | 2 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
12 | Phul Heckler | Goblin | 16 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | m, -av |
11 | Darn Tooten | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Blame Game | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Fiddle Sticks | Goblin | 13 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | d |
4 | Hedge Trimmer | Looney | 4 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
7 | Helix the Fat | Goblin | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ag, d |
12 | High Dee Ho Neighbour | Goblin | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Cant Afford | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
4 | Gob Dropper | Goblin | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
3 | Ventricular Force of Nature | Fanatic | 17 | 14 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Grab | |
8 | Finger Gun | Goblin | 22 | 20 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, Side Step | d |
14 | Unky Chop Chop | Looney | 7 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m, -av |
11 | Darn Itch | Goblin | 9 | 20 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git, Diving Tackle | m, -ag |
9 | Yurddle Magurddle | Goblin | 19 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
8 | Freezing Cold Stone Awesome | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
3 | Wudd Up | Goblin | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
14 | Ruh Nuh Nuh Nah Nah Nah | Looney | 15 | 7 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Diving Tackle | |
16 | Swinging Jim | Fanatic | 9 | 5 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | |
12 | Barny | Goblin | 19 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | d |
11 | Puppy | Goblin | 14 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | -av |
10 | Stompy | Goblin | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Hobbily | Goblin | 14 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
8 | Durably | Goblin | 14 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | d |
7 | Cordually | Goblin | 19 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | d |
6 | Badly | Goblin | 22 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, m, d |
4 | Friendly | Goblin | 18 | 26 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | d |
3 | Gurdy | Goblin | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | Duece ToiletBowl | Troll | 11 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, +MA | d |