Past Players of Wheee is bacon
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | Shgrumpf Snottleweender | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -av, m, n |
9 | Imp Fletcher | Goblin | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Molrag Peaweenie | Goblin | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | Jagger Jaggh Jahg | Goblin | 17 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | Grisja "toemolester" Chrustjov | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
9 | Dimunitov Porkpie | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
8 | Boris "skaz" Glaznost | Goblin | 11 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
6 | Warg Karamazov | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
5 | Akakij Akakijitj | Goblin | 8 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch, Side Step | -av, d |
3 | Pusjkin kneetall | Goblin | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ma |