| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | Feeble | Goblin | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
11 | Worstest | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Lost | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
15 | Terrible | Fanatic | 17 | 9 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Pass | |
12 | Wretched | Goblin | 15 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -av |
11 | Unsound | Goblin | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
10 | Inferior | Goblin | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Stale | Goblin | 18 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
8 | Painful | Goblin | 20 | 23 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m, d |
7 | Dreadful | Goblin | 19 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | n, m, n, d |
6 | Pitiful | Goblin | 14 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sprint | m, m, m, -ma |
4 | Uncool | Goblin | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | No-good | Goblin | 11 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | n, -av |