Past Players of Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Announcer | Beastman Runner | 4 | 3 | Horns | -ag |
4 | George Liquor, American | Chosen Blocker | 5 | 10 | | d |
13 | Muddy | Beastman Runner | 5 | 3 | Horns | d |
6 | Kricfalusi | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
6 | Jerry | Beastman Runner | 7 | 6 | Horns, Block | m, -av |
13 | Spümcø | Beastman Runner | 13 | 1 | Horns | d |
10 | The Announcer | Beastman Runner | 15 | 10 | Horns, Block | m, -av |
5 | Mrs Pipe | Beastman Runner | 19 | 33 | Horns, Block, Guard, Claw | m, -ma |
5 | Brainchild | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
14 | Jiminy Lummox | Beastman Runner | 2 | 0 | Horns | -av |
5 | Jerry, The Bellybutton Elf | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | -av |
12 | The Dogcatcher | Beastman Runner | 20 | 24 | Horns, +MA, Wrestle | m, m, -av |
4 | Ren Höek II | Chosen Blocker | 26 | 25 | Block, Guard | m, m, -st |
6 | Contorno, Lord of Chaos | Beastman Runner | 21 | 30 | Horns, +AG, Block | d |
6 | Jasper The Goat | Beastman Runner | 3 | 0 | Horns | -ma |
5 | Victor | Beastman Runner | 13 | 3 | Horns | m, -ma |
6 | Haggis McHaggis | Beastman Runner | 2 | 1 | Horns | -av |
5 | Ewalt Dimwit | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
5 | The Nerve Ending Fairy | Beastman Runner | 4 | 7 | Horns | d |
5 | Svën Höek | Beastman Runner | 5 | 0 | Horns | -ma |
7 | Mr Pipe | Beastman Runner | 49 | 44 | Horns, Block, Mighty Blow, Jump Up | m, d |
13 | The Fire Chief | Beastman Runner | 42 | 46 | Horns, Block, Guard, Stand Firm | m, m, m, d |
7 | Log II | Beastman Runner | 13 | 2 | Horns | m, d |
6 | The Gilded Yak II | Beastman Runner | 16 | 11 | Horns, Guard | d |
12 | Old Man Hunger | Beastman Runner | 33 | 73 | Horns, +MA, Block, Sure Hands, +MA | m, d |
11 | The Baboon | Beastman Runner | 67 | 65 | Horns, Block, Mighty Blow, Jump Up, Juggernaut | m, m, m, d |
10 | That Guy | Beastman Runner | 56 | 85 | Horns, Block, Dodge, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Diving Tackle | m |
9 | Reverend Jack Cheese | Beastman Runner | 68 | 61 | Horns, Block, Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow | m, m, d |
8 | Stinky Whizzleteats | Beastman Runner | 73 | 67 | Horns, Guard, Block, Dodge, Stand Firm | m, m, m, -ag, d |
7 | Wilbur Cobb | Beastman Runner | 8 | 11 | Horns, Block | d |
6 | George Liquor | Beastman Runner | 7 | 5 | Horns | -ag |
5 | Muddy Mudskipper | Beastman Runner | 24 | 28 | Horns, Block, Guard | n |
4 | Powdered Toast Man | Chosen Blocker | 48 | 32 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | n |
2 | Stimpson J. Cat | Chosen Blocker | 56 | 40 | Block, Dodge, Stand Firm | -ma |
1 | Ren Höek | Chosen Blocker | 18 | 8 | Block | -ma |