| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | John Locke iV | Halfling Hopeful | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
13 | Kafka | Halfling Hopeful | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
6 | Immanuel Kant IV | Halfling Hopeful | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
4 | Voltaire IV | Halfling Hopeful | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
16 | John Locke III | Halfling Hopeful | 9 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
5 | Voltaire III | Halfling Hopeful | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Francis Bacon III | Halfling Hopeful | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Immanuel Kant III | Halfling Hopeful | 10 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -av |
12 | Isaac Newton IV | Halfling Hopeful | 8 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | n |
1 | Gravity II | Treeman | 5 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber! | m |
3 | Isaac Newton III | Halfling Hopeful | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Lucky Pete | Halfling Hopeful | 19 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | -st |
9 | Jean le Rond d'Alembert III | Halfling Hopeful | 19 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, -av |
8 | Isaac Newton II | Halfling Hopeful | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Thomas Jefferson III | Halfling Hopeful | 18 | 29 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step | m, d |
5 | Voltaire II | Halfling Hopeful | 19 | 24 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player, Sneaky Git | m, d |
14 | Denis Diderot II | Halfling Hopeful | 28 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, d |
9 | Thomas Jefferson II | Halfling Hopeful | 4 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | John Locke II | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
10 | Jean le Rond d'Alembert II | Halfling Hopeful | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Rousseau III | Halfling Hopeful | 24 | 19 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | -ma, m |
3 | Baruch Spinoza II | Halfling Hopeful | 17 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST, Sure Feet | d |
16 | Francis Bacon II | Halfling Hopeful | 25 | 60 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Sure Feet, Sprint, Side Step | m, -st, d |
4 | Rousseau II | Halfling Hopeful | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
6 | Immanuel Kant II | Halfling Hopeful | 31 | 26 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | m, m, d |
12 | Montesquieu | Halfling Hopeful | 32 | 54 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, Sprint, Catch, Side Step | d |
15 | Immanuel Kant | Halfling Hopeful | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
14 | Thomas Jefferson | Halfling Hopeful | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
13 | Benjamin Franklin | Halfling Hopeful | 43 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | m, m, n |
12 | Montesquieu | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
11 | Rousseau | Halfling Hopeful | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Jean le Rond d'Alembert | Halfling Hopeful | 16 | 17 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | -st |
9 | Denis Diderot | Halfling Hopeful | 18 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
8 | Isaac Newton | Halfling Hopeful | 23 | 17 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, Sprint | |
7 | Voltaire | Halfling Hopeful | 21 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | d |
6 | Pierre Bayle | Halfling Hopeful | 4 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | John Locke | Halfling Hopeful | 16 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, d |
4 | Baruch Spinoza | Halfling Hopeful | 9 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle | d |
3 | Francis Bacon | Halfling Hopeful | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Acceleration | Treeman | 14 | 35 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!, Grab, Break Tackle, Guard | |
1 | Gravity | Treeman | 29 | 77 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!, Block, Break Tackle, Multiple Block, Grab, Guard | n |