Past Players of Royal Twits
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
18 | Robert Clumsysnake | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
1 | Big Mumma | Ogre | 4 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate | -av |
13 | Timmy Two Shoes | Catcher | 7 | 3 | Catch, Dodge | m, m, d |
12 | Quickey | Catcher | 15 | 29 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Pro | m, d |
3 | New Guy | Blitzer | 11 | 13 | Block, Strip Ball | -ag |
11 | Bono | Lineman | 15 | 19 | Block, Dodge | d |
8 | Glen | Lineman | 7 | 1 | | m, d |
7 | Nick | Lineman | 21 | 6 | +MA | -av |
6 | Bob | Lineman | 11 | 9 | +AG | m, d |
5 | Hazza | Blitzer | 8 | 17 | Block, +AG | -av, d |
4 | Muzza | Blitzer | 8 | 5 | Block | -st |
3 | Bazza | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block | d |
1 | Hamish the Amish | Ogre | 16 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | m, m |