| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Slip Slop He's Humping A Mop | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
14 | Bloat | Kicker | 3 | 1 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
12 | Ragtag Ruffian | Pogo Stick | 15 | 36 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Block, Side Step, Mighty Blow | m, d |
15 | Glob | Goblin | 17 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
14 | LengoJengo | Goblin | 9 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
12 | Waxoff | Goblin | 5 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Slinky | Goblin | 20 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -st |
8 | Poe-tae-toe | Goblin | 14 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Shmokes | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
6 | Squlech | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
5 | Swinger on the sides | Fanatic | 10 | 5 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
3 | Don Boy Sweetness | Looney | 14 | 11 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Side Step | -st |
4 | Slick Kicks | Kicker | 7 | 6 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | d |