Past Players of Fancypants All-Stars
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Cheese Cutter | Lineman | 8 | 11 | +AG | -ma, -st |
1 | Bronson Alpha | Blitzer | 10 | 3 | Block | d |
7 | Le Afrodelique | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
19 | Sylvester Vilespike | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
7 | Willy Mays Hays | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | n, d |
5 | Abstract Rude | Lineman | 13 | 7 | Block | n, -av, m |
2 | Sequester Grundlesmith. M.D. | Blitzer | 4 | 8 | Block, Guard | d |
19 | Jack Clearspike | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
12 | Puzzleface | Catcher | 41 | 108 | Catch, Dodge, Block, +ST, Side Step, Guard, Tackle | m, d |
11 | Sunsplash | Lineman | 35 | 21 | Guard, Block | -av, n |
9 | Sam & Dave | Lineman | 30 | 13 | Block | -ag, d |
7 | Robot Gamma | Lineman | 18 | 5 | | d |
6 | Skinny P | Lineman | 21 | 25 | Guard, Block | n, n, m, d |
5 | Prince Paul | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | |
4 | Gnar-Gnar Rumbleguts | Blitzer | 29 | 56 | Block, Guard, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Strip Ball | m, n |
2 | Vas Deferens | Blitzer | 19 | 38 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut | d |
1 | Rick Schnapp, Jr. | Blitzer | 35 | 65 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Tackle | m, m, d |