| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Happy Spleen | Thrower | 3 | 0 | Sure Hands, Pass | |
9 | Gary Maaass | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | |
9 | Marky-Mark Mark | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | n |
15 | Chuckin' Last | Thrower | 4 | 0 | Sure Hands, Pass | -ma, d |
12 | Wazzat Ovr'Dere? | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | d |
10 | Non Hombre | Lineman | 11 | 3 | | m, d |
6 | Cheeks | Lineman | 18 | 7 | Block | -st |
6 | Prove It | Thrower | 2 | 5 | Sure Hands, Pass | -st |
13 | Tiny Nutters | Lineman | 30 | 9 | Wrestle | m, -ma, -av |
10 | Dead When | Lineman | 4 | 6 | Mighty Blow | d |
6 | Pooka-Hooka | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
6 | Zach Value Face | Lineman | 4 | 5 | | d |
17 | Sean Goldfield | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
3 | Eazy C | Gutter Runner | 15 | 32 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block, Big Hand, Nerves Of Steel | n, m |
14 | Rat-O-Cide | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | n |
10 | Killed By A Rat | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | d |
9 | Ace Nobody | Lineman | 26 | 12 | Wrestle | m, n, -av |
6 | Kev Wet-Tail | Lineman | 3 | 5 | | m, d |
7 | Get Dead Cheese | Lineman | 12 | 7 | Wrestle | n, d |
3 | Moo-moo | Gutter Runner | 6 | 20 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Wrestle, +MA | m, d |
1 | O-Wanna-Wonga | Blitzer | 43 | 35 | Block, Guard, Grab, Mighty Blow | d |
18 | Aaron Strongfire | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
5 | Bounce-Bounce | Gutter Runner | 44 | 109 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Sure Hands, Block, Side Step, Very Long Legs, Leap | m, -ag |
1 | Target Face | Blitzer | 5 | 14 | Block, Mighty Blow | d |
4 | Dooms-Die | Gutter Runner | 48 | 84 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, +ST, Wrestle, Tackle, Horns, Leap | d |
4 | Grabbit-grabbit | Gutter Runner | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Sure Hands | d |
2 | Monster | Blitzer | 4 | 0 | Block | d |
2 | Doomed to Die | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block | d |
13 | Harry Tail-Tail | Lineman | 22 | 52 | Mighty Blow, Block, Claw, Tackle | -av, d |
18 | Aaron Clearspike | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
2 | Goose-Goose | Blitzer | 3 | 2 | Block | d |
1 | Grabber-Dodger | Blitzer | 8 | 12 | Block, Mighty Blow | m, n |
10 | Paul-Pawl | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
9 | Jack-Paul | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | -ma |
7 | Paul-Jack | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | -av |
10 | Choppa-ca | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | n |
12 | Grab-Toss | Thrower | 42 | 54 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Two Heads, Dodge, +AG | m, -ma, d |
10 | Smash-Break | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
9 | Kill-Kill | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | -av |
7 | Hit-Hit | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | d |
6 | Die-Die | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | n |
5 | Strip-Strip | Gutter Runner | 20 | 72 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Wrestle, Very Long Legs, Leap, Strip Ball | d |
4 | Speed-Jump | Gutter Runner | 10 | 22 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Sure Hands, +MA | m, d |
3 | Fast Quick | Gutter Runner | 24 | 37 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Strip Ball, Wrestle, Tackle | d |
2 | Pile-On-On | Blitzer | 6 | 5 | Block | -ma |
1 | Claw-Claw | Blitzer | 6 | 4 | Block | -av |