| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Salmon Bigfish | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Chalky Cheeks | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
6 | Tully Pigjuice | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
5 | Mr. Stout | Borrower | 5 | 9 | Strip Ball, Dodge, Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, d |
5 | Zanzy Brick | Borrower | 2 | 0 | Strip Ball, Dodge, Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Bellyjoe Widepants | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Beefy Blanchard | Halfling | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
8 | Weirdo Widebread | Halfling | 8 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | Cyrus Fracture | Mootguard | 14 | 20 | Pro, Dodge, Stand Firm, Stunty, Mighty Blow, Guard | d |
4 | Sausage Sam | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Fatty McStarve | Halfling | 13 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -ma |
10 | Greatbob Smallfella | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
15 | Peabody Brownhead | Halfling | 9 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Cookey Cakemaster | Halfling | 15 | 25 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, +AG | -ma |
11 | Butterguy Beefgiant | Halfling | 13 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Hugo Uglylife | Halfling | 8 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Greenjim Redknees | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
14 | Potty Nutterson | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
12 | Sushi Moe | Halfling | 9 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Byron Hoots | Halfling | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Chicobald Whitetoes | Borrower | 7 | 3 | Strip Ball, Dodge, Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
9 | Olly Tartbringer | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
8 | Marty Fatworm | Halfling | 12 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, d |
7 | Othor Fingerstomp | Mootguard | 26 | 34 | Pro, Dodge, Stand Firm, Stunty, Guard, Mighty Blow, Side Step | d |
6 | Palliver Blibbs | Catcher | 16 | 11 | Catch, Dodge, Nerves Of Steel, Stunty, Leap | -ma |
5 | Beavis Glimebobble | Punter | 15 | 2 | Kick, Dodge, Hail Mary Pass, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, m, d |
4 | Baldomir Fourfists | Mootguard | 11 | 2 | Pro, Dodge, Stand Firm, Stunty | n |
3 | Toyt Mongoose | Halfling | 16 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
2 | Nacho McCheese | Halfling | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |