| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Ham | Carver | 2 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
7 | Grey | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Bacon | Carver | 5 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | m |
11 | Dreezy | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Wynton | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Quest | Chaos Halfling | 14 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, -ma |
12 | Clean | Chaos Halfling | 16 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, d |
11 | Dumb | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Sat | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Marv | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 29 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST, Two Heads | m, d |
6 | Quest | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
5 | Bacon | Carver | 11 | 15 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Dirty Player | -ag |
4 | Ham | Carver | 14 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | m, -ag |