| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Albert Einstein | Lineman | 2 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | n |
4 | Anders Jonas Angstrom | Lineman | 5 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -av |
3 | Harold Edwards | Lineman | 24 | 19 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Tackle | m, -ma, d |
1 | Sean Gourley | Lineman | 20 | 17 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Frenzy | d |
10 | Xavier Weakhawk | Lineman | 21 | 14 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle | d |
3 | Mirzakhani | Lineman | 5 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -av |
9 | Milo | Lineman | 25 | 14 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle | -av |
14 | Euler | Catcher | 34 | 110 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Sure Hands, Pass Block | r |
11 | Schrödinger | Lineman | 7 | 13 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | d |
10 | Goethe | Lineman | 8 | 3 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m, d |
9 | Kundera | Lineman | 4 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | n |
5 | Turing | Lineman | 27 | 27 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle, Strip Ball | m, d |
15 | Kopernikus | Catcher | 24 | 77 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Catch, +MA | -st |
16 | Galileo | Kroxigor | 9 | 6 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone-head, Loner, Break Tackle | -av |
2 | Einstein | Blitzer | 9 | 12 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | n |
1 | Newton | Blitzer | 9 | 2 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs | -ag |