| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Run-al-Doh | Beastman Runner | 4 | 0 | Horns | -ag |
6 | William or Willwont? | Beastman Runner | 6 | 0 | Horns | m, -av |
13 | Jesus H Jesus | Beastman Runner | 4 | 0 | Horns | d |
12 | Freeeeeeeeeeed | Beastman Runner | 7 | 11 | Horns, Guard | d |
6 | Dago Coasta II | Beastman Runner | 4 | 4 | Horns | d |
9 | Wonington | Beastman Runner | 9 | 23 | Horns, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
8 | Raffle Hell | Beastman Runner | 7 | 0 | Horns | d |
6 | Dago Coasta | Beastman Runner | 2 | 0 | Horns | n |
9 | Sad Monkey the Blue | Beastman Runner | 5 | 2 | Horns | -av |
8 | Xavier Dorkfire | Beastman Runner | 5 | 16 | Horns, Guard, +AG | n |
17 | Edward Blueshield | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
2 | Ronaldo (da fat one) | Chosen Blocker | 30 | 38 | Block, Mighty Blow, Diving Tackle | m, d |
5 | Crowdsourced So-crates | Beastman Runner | 24 | 25 | Horns, Guard, Block | m, m, m, -ma, -ma |
17 | Billy Whitefield | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
10 | Naeigh-Maar | Beastman Runner | 15 | 10 | Horns, Block | d |
1 | Rona-Samba-Linio | Chosen Blocker | 1 | 0 | | -ag |
5 | Pele the new | Beastman Runner | 8 | 9 | Horns, Block | -av |
6 | Ronaldino the old | Beastman Runner | 11 | 7 | Horns, Sneaky Git | m, -av |
4 | Mar-Cell-Oh! | Chosen Blocker | 44 | 69 | Block, +ST, Mighty Blow, Claw | m, r |
3 | I am Anderson. How did I EVER play for Brazil? | Chosen Blocker | 47 | 119 | Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Juggernaut, Tackle | m, r |
21 | Ian Hardfield | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
18 | Duane Quickrock | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
11 | Who the Jo are you? | Beastman Runner | 9 | 2 | Horns | d |
6 | Neymar makes an appearance! All hail! | Beastman Runner | 5 | 12 | Horns, Block | d |
3 | My my my Con! | Chosen Blocker | 7 | 1 | | -ma |
11 | Fernadinio the Confused II | Beastman Runner | 5 | 0 | Horns | -ma |
10 | Hulko Bulko II | Beastman Runner | 9 | 0 | Horns | m, m, -ag |
1 | David Liuz the Second | Chosen Blocker | 23 | 6 | Block | m, m, d |
7 | Fred the Devious moustache | Beastman Runner | 66 | 162 | Horns, +AG, Block, Sure Hands, Strip Ball, +ST | m, m, m, r |
5 | Ronaldo the Fat | Beastman Runner | 14 | 2 | Horns | m, n |
11 | Julio Cesar the Unfortunate | Beastman Runner | 10 | 20 | Horns, Block, Mighty Blow | m, d |
10 | Fred the Lastt-time-you-ever-play-for-Brazilio | Beastman Runner | 5 | 14 | Horns, Sure Hands | d |
9 | Oscar the Woeful | Beastman Runner | 38 | 19 | Horns, Guard, +MA | m, m, d |
8 | Bernard the Off Target | Beastman Runner | 45 | 78 | Horns, Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Juggernaut | d |
7 | El Hulko the Diver | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
6 | Gustavo the Blind | Beastman Runner | 18 | 37 | Horns, Block, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut | d |
5 | Fernadinio the Confused | Beastman Runner | 3 | 0 | Horns | m, d |
4 | Marcelo the Poorly Positioned | Chosen Blocker | 27 | 51 | Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Juggernaut | m, -ma, -st |
3 | Maicon the Invisible | Chosen Blocker | 18 | 13 | Claw | d |
2 | Dante the Guide to Hell | Chosen Blocker | 41 | 96 | Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Juggernaut, Tackle | m, d |
1 | David Luis | Chosen Blocker | 6 | 2 | | d |