| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Smart Feller | Lineman | 2 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
16 | Half-Warmed Fish | Lineman | 6 | 10 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle | d |
14 | Eye Ball | Lineman | 8 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m, d |
16 | No Tails | Lineman | 2 | 5 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
2 | Shoving Leopard | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
14 | Cop Porn | Lineman | 6 | 3 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -ma |
12 | Runny Babbit | Lineman | 15 | 21 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Kick | m, m, n |
4 | Blushing Crow | Blitzer | 19 | 39 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Mighty Blow, +ST | m, m, d |
9 | Roaring Pain | Lineman | 27 | 42 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge, Block, Kick | d |
10 | Bowel Feast | Lineman | 26 | 6 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Pro | n |
11 | FlutterBy | Lineman | 21 | 21 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle, Tackle | m, d |
12 | Cop Porn | Lineman | 4 | 5 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
13 | Hiss .N. Lear | Lineman | 21 | 2 | Leap, Very Long Legs | n |
14 | No Tails | Lineman | 7 | 9 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
15 | Belly Jeans | Lineman | 26 | 19 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle, Strip Ball | d |
16 | Mad Banners | Catcher | 7 | 12 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, +MA | n |
3 | Shoving Leopard | Blitzer | 2 | 5 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs | -ag |
2 | Queer Old Dean | Blitzer | 7 | 7 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | d |