| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Gunner | Snotling Goon | 1 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
15 | Slow Sam | Snotling Mob | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
14 | Mobber Nobber | Snotling Mob | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
15 | RAAAGE | Snotling Mob | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ag |
14 | Fidel Nasty | Snotling Mob | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | 127 | Splatta Wagon | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
10 | Terminatorer | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
13 | Loony Spoon | Snotling Mob | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
9 | Drill Sergeant | Snotling Goon | 9 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | -ma |
8 | Bulldozer | Snotling Goon | 7 | 5 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | m, n |
12 | Indominatable | Snotling Mob | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
9 | Bully Boy | Snotling Goon | 1 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
16 | Brutus | Snotling Mob | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
8 | Nailgun | Snotling Goon | 5 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | -av |
11 | Street Fire | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
16 | Pitchfork | Snotling Mob | 5 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -ma |
8 | Terminator | Snotling Goon | 7 | 3 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
15 | Ogre Slayer | Snotling Mob | 15 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -ag |
14 | Tower of Strength | Snotling Mob | 15 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Indiestructable | Snotling Mob | 14 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
12 | Immovable | Snotling Mob | 12 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
11 | Invincible | Snotling Mob | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
10 | Invulnerable | Snotling Mob | 14 | 12 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, -ma |
9 | Destroyer | Snotling Goon | 11 | 19 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Block, Tackle | n, m |
8 | Beast | Snotling Goon | 1 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | -ma |
7 | Killer | Snotling Goon | 11 | 3 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | m, -ma |
6 | Peace Bus | Splatta Wagon | 15 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | m, -av |
5 | Trouser Press | Pump Wagon | 22 | 24 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon, Mighty Blow, +MA | -av |
2 | Flower | Troll | 5 | 7 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | d |