Past Players of Fail Sponges
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Chimney sponge | Renegade Human Lineman | 4 | 0 | | m, d |
4 | Convoluted barrel sponge | Renegade Dark Elf Lineman | 18 | 45 | Animosity, +AG, +MA, Dodge | m, d |
16 | Green finger sponge | Renegade Goblin | 21 | 25 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Animosity, Extra Arms, Two Heads | d |
10 | Convoluted barrel sponge | Renegade Human Lineman | 2 | 6 | | d |
9 | Chimney sponge | Renegade Human Lineman | 14 | 6 | Block | d |
5 | Branching tube sponge | Renegade Human Lineman | 13 | 12 | Block | d |
3 | Boring sponge | Troll | 19 | 15 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | d |
2 | Black-ball sponge | Ogre | 6 | 5 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate | -ma, d |
1 | Azure vase sponge | Minotaur | 21 | 84 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal, Juggernaut, Juggernaut, Claw, Break Tackle, +AG | d |