| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | EI for the win | Hobgoblin | 9 | 0 | | d |
14 | Trailers n dope | Hobgoblin | 8 | 0 | | d |
13 | Queerbeccy | Hobgoblin | 2 | 0 | | -ma |
11 | Not Brunnyswicky | Hobgoblin | 4 | 0 | | -ag |
14 | Cube-ic | Hobgoblin | 5 | 0 | | n |
14 | Tonky McRapey | Hobgoblin | 11 | 8 | Dirty Player | m, d |
10 | T16 fouls by pricks who coach nurgle | Hobgoblin | 5 | 0 | | m, d |
13 | Mannytowba | Hobgoblin | 20 | 8 | Dirty Player | d |
10 | Sescatchawon | Hobgoblin | 4 | 0 | | -ma |
9 | Noofie | Hobgoblin | 16 | 10 | Dirty Player | m, d |
1 | PeePee T | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 21 | 33 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm | -ag, d |
8 | Screw you, Trudy Jnr. | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 7 | 3 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull | -ma |
10 | PEI Bridged | Enslaved Minotaur | 2 | 0 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal | |
15 | PEI | Enslaved Minotaur | 7 | 11 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal, Juggernaut | n |
4 | you rode in on | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 22 | 22 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | -ma, d |
10 | Queerbec | Hobgoblin | 7 | 0 | | d |
7 | True North Strong and Free(zing) | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 43 | 80 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Block, Sure Hands, Break Tackle, Tackle, Guard | m, m, m, d |
7 | Orc Armbars suck balls | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 4 | 5 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull | d |
14 | Labrador | Hobgoblin | 23 | 2 | | d |
4 | Frozen maple syrupy | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 7 | 2 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -ma |
11 | Cascadia again | Hobgoblin | 42 | 9 | Kick | m, n |
11 | Cascadia | Hobgoblin | 2 | 0 | | d |
9 | Britty Columbia | Hobgoblin | 18 | 6 | Dirty Player | m, m, d |
10 | Cape Breton | Hobgoblin | 11 | 0 | | d |
9 | Cape | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | -ag |
5 | Pieere Lelliot Troooodooo | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 7 | 5 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -av |
11 | Many-toes-bah | Hobgoblin | 2 | 0 | | -av |
11 | Sesh-quatch-a-lon | Hobgoblin | 3 | 0 | | d |
14 | Nunavut | Hobgoblin | 7 | 0 | | d |
7 | Not-Brexit-Boris | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 13 | 16 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Block, Break Tackle | n |
13 | Newfieland | Hobgoblin | 30 | 22 | Dirty Player, Kick | m, m, m, -av |
2 | Justin Trudeau | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 20 | 16 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Claw, Mighty Blow | n |
13 | Nova Scotia | Hobgoblin | 3 | 0 | | d |
12 | Manitoba | Hobgoblin | 6 | 0 | | -av |
10 | British Columbia | Hobgoblin | 10 | 0 | | -ma |
9 | Alberta is Burning | Hobgoblin | 11 | 10 | Dirty Player | -st |
13 | Newfoundland | Hobgoblin | 4 | 0 | | d |
12 | Moonshine Jimmie | Enslaved Minotaur | 3 | 5 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal | |
11 | Ontario | Hobgoblin | 9 | 2 | | m, -ag |
2 | Jack Layton, woulda been | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 14 | 22 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
1 | Pierre Trudeau | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 48 | 57 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Piling On, Kick | m, m, -av |
11 | Nova Scotia | Hobgoblin | 10 | 5 | | -ag |
3 | I iz Harper-bot | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 40 | 82 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Claw, Mighty Blow, Piling On, Guard, Dauntless | n |
8 | Oh for a NDP govt. | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 55 | 161 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Sure Hands, +MA, Block, Break Tackle, Tackle | n |
6 | Johnny Hockey | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 37 | 55 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Piling On, Guard, Dauntless | -ag, n |
18 | Zachary Quickbone | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | d |
5 | Sir Charles Tupper | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 36 | 22 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | m, d |
6 | Martin Brian Mulrooney II | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
12 | Manitoba | Hobgoblin | 26 | 23 | Guard, +ST | d |
12 | Ontario | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | n |
11 | Nova Scotia | Hobgoblin | 5 | 5 | | m, -st |
10 | Alberta | Hobgoblin | 34 | 23 | Kick, Wrestle | d |
9 | Quebec | Hobgoblin | 33 | 24 | Dirty Player, Wrestle | d |
8 | Kim "Honest, I'm a woman" Campbell | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 7 | 17 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Block, Break Tackle | n |
7 | Stephen "I'm basically a fascist" Harper | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 38 | 84 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Sure Hands, Block, Break Tackle, Frenzy, Mighty Blow | -av |
6 | Martin Brian Mulrooney | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 3 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -ma |
5 | Pierre Elliott Trudeau | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 7 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Claw | n |
4 | William Lyon Mackenzie King | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 48 | 146 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Piling On, Guard, Claw, Jump Up | m, n, d |
3 | Sir Wilfred Laurier | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 17 | 15 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | -ma |
2 | Alexander Mackenzie | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 23 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | d |
1 | Sir John Alexander MacDonald | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 19 | 13 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow | -ma |