| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Shit-Man | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | Pepsi-Man | Goblin | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Pizza-Man | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n, m, n |
6 | Shit-Man | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
6 | Light-Man | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
15 | OMG-Man | Goblin | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -av |
9 | Kris-Man | Goblin | 9 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
6 | Owl-Man | Goblin | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
15 | Snus-Man | Goblin | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
5 | Slipknot-Man | Goblin | 10 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -st |
10 | STFU-Man | Goblin | 27 | 47 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch, Diving Tackle, Side Step | -st |
16 | Cell-Man | Goblin | 11 | 4 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
15 | Free-Man | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | Heretic-Man | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Trolly-Man | Goblin | 32 | 15 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sprint | d |
11 | Britney-Man | Goblin | 34 | 23 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Block | d |
10 | Bikini-Man | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
9 | Jumpy-Man | Goblin | 23 | 17 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Block, Guard | d |
8 | Tiny-Man | Goblin | 28 | 27 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dirty Player, Diving Tackle | n, d |
7 | Kick-Man | Goblin | 13 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
6 | Up And Down-Man | Goblin | 20 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA | d |
5 | Boner-Man | Goblin | 16 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
1 | Stex "Eater" Sx | Troll | 13 | 19 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Block | d |