| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Oreo | Gnoblar | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
12 | Bread | Gnoblar | 4 | 15 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle | m, d |
13 | Ribs | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
12 | Potatoe | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
10 | Cheez | Gnoblar | 9 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
11 | Bacon | Gnoblar | 14 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av |
10 | Lemme | Gnoblar | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
9 | Ameer | Gnoblar | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
8 | Dave | Gnoblar | 10 | 11 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, +MA | m, d |
7 | Harley | Gnoblar | 14 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av |
5 | Pork Cheeto | Ogre | 13 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | -st |