| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Fried his engine before the Match | Deathroller | 1 | 0 | Dirty Player, Break Tackle, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Loner, No Hands, Secret Weapon | |
5 | Fumbles the Pick-Up II | Runner | 20 | 52 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Strip Ball, Juggernaut, Dodge | d |
10 | Armor Breaks on All Impacts II | Blocker | 17 | 24 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, -ma |
11 | Gets Banned From The Benches | Blocker | 22 | 37 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Jump Up, Guard | -av |
10 | Armor Breaks on All Impacts | Blocker | 4 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | n |
8 | Trip Skulls on a 3D Block | Blocker | 26 | 50 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Jump Up, Guard | n, m, d |
7 | Killed by a Rock on Turn 1 | Blocker | 6 | 6 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow | d |
6 | 3+ Dodge, Rolls a 2. | Runner | 29 | 51 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Kick-Off Return, Leader, Fend | r |
5 | Fumbles the Pick-Up | Runner | 9 | 14 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block | -ma |
4 | Snakes on a Foul | Blitzer | 27 | 60 | Block, Thick Skull, Diving Tackle, Mighty Blow, Dodge, +AG | m, -av, r |
2 | Double Push, Needed a PoW | Troll Slayer | 1 | 5 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull | d |
1 | Only Rolls Skulls | Troll Slayer | 20 | 43 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard | d |