| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Timmy Treeman | Thrower | 6 | 2 | Sure Hands, Pass | -ma |
10 | Sloppy Steve | Thrower | 14 | 5 | Sure Hands, Pass | d |
5 | Stink Master | Ogre | 8 | 13 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Dodge | n |
8 | Durry Krulball | Lineman | 23 | 15 | Block | -st |
16 | George Darkfist | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
8 | Garry Bloombum | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
5 | Big `fool | Ogre | 6 | 4 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate | -ma |
5 | Dame Squash Face | Ogre | 1 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate | -ag |
13 | George Bluesnake | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | m, d |
9 | Bronco Bill | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | n |
11 | Replacement Stan | Lineman | 38 | 18 | Block | m, d |
17 | Vincent Hardeagle | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
10 | Zachary Coldbone | Lineman | 19 | 9 | Block | d |
6 | Sling Arms | Thrower | 59 | 51 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Accurate, Leader | d |
8 | Sean Grottybone | Lineman | 26 | 14 | Block | m, -ma |
10 | Brian Vilebrook | Lineman | 4 | 5 | | d |
6 | Passie Pasmoore | Thrower | 8 | 16 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block | m, d |
6 | Kennt Lameman | Thrower | 3 | 0 | Sure Hands, Pass | d |
15 | Aaron Goldstone | Lineman | 49 | 54 | Block, Strip Ball, +ST, Dodge | n, m, m, m, -av |
6 | Longballs Wally | Thrower | 6 | 2 | Sure Hands, Pass | d |
18 | Edward Goldstream | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
13 | Duane Dirtylightning | Lineman | 23 | 8 | Block | m, m, m, d |
6 | Robert Palestone | Lineman | 9 | 0 | | -ag |
11 | Wony Bonny | Lineman | 30 | 8 | Block | d |
7 | Hany Armaniou | Lineman | 63 | 66 | Block, Tackle, Dauntless, Kick | m, d |
10 | The Stupid Guy | Lineman | 22 | 30 | Block, +MA | d |
9 | Mike the Bean | Lineman | 51 | 39 | Block, +MA, Tackle | m, m, m, d |
8 | Bevan Foolman | Lineman | 12 | 15 | Block | -av, m, -st |
6 | piff McChuck | Thrower | 5 | 13 | Sure Hands, Pass, Mighty Blow | |
5 | Big Bertha | Ogre | 55 | 116 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, +AG, Block, Juggernaut, Break Tackle | -ma, m, -ag, -av |
3 | Dopey Boy | Blitzer | 69 | 169 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, +ST, Frenzy, Juggernaut | m, -ma, -ag, m, d |
1 | Alexander Coldstream | Blitzer | 38 | 53 | Block, +MA, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard | m, -ma, d |