| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Loaf Of Blood | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Cracker Of Lost Souls | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Prehensile Tail | d |
14 | Panini Of Misfortune | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, -av, d |
16 | Cracker Of Lost Souls | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, d |
14 | Danish Of Anguish | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Loaf Of Blood | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, m, n |
3 | Carve Up | Carver | 11 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | m, n |
10 | Toast Of The Inferno | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
13 | Panini Of Misfortune | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
12 | Bread Of The Dead | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
11 | Pancake Of Remorse | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -ma, d |
10 | Waffle Of Sorrow | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Loaf Of Blood | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
7 | French Stick Of Blight | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
5 | Sticky Buns Of Death | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | Carve Up | Carver | 2 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | n |