Past Players of Big Toothy Grins
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Amy Winehouse II | Lineman | 2 | 2 | | n |
3 | Shane McGowan | Rat Ogre | 8 | 16 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Loner, Wild Animal, Juggernaut, Stand Firm | n |
13 | Ison Glasgow | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | d |
12 | Anna Paquin | Lineman | 10 | 0 | | -ag |
3 | Amy Winehouse | Lineman | 8 | 1 | | m, d |
10 | Julia Roberts | Lineman | 14 | 5 | | m, -av |
9 | Gary Busey | Lineman | 14 | 10 | Kick | d |
6 | Woody Harrelson | Gutter Runner | 11 | 16 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Wrestle, Side Step | d |
5 | Anna Paquin | Gutter Runner | 3 | 11 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Horns | d |
2 | Steve Buscemi | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block | -av |
1 | Seal | Blitzer | 13 | 2 | Block | d |