Past Players of Lie Cheat and Steal
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Drug dealer | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
13 | Apoh | Goblin | 3 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
12 | The Man | Goblin | 4 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Minister | Fanatic | 3 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
12 | Big Oil | Pogo Stick | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff | d |
8 | X-girlfriend | Goblin | 2 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Teacher | Fanatic | 5 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
5 | Preacher | Fanatic | 2 | 4 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
2 | Judge | Looney | 3 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |