| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
17 | Cory Coldorc | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
5 | Shorty2 | Gnoblar | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, m, -ma |
13 | Friendly | Gnoblar | 5 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, +MA | -ag |
7 | Nose wipe | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
17 | Nicholas Blueorc | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
13 | Overkill | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ag |
12 | Terry | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
11 | Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall | Gnoblar | 6 | 9 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Catch | -av |
10 | Big Frank | Gnoblar | 18 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
9 | Serious Steven | Gnoblar | 15 | 11 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Catch | m, m, d |
7 | Nose | Gnoblar | 6 | 9 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Catch | n |
5 | Shorty | Gnoblar | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, -av |
4 | Hitty McHit | Ogre | 20 | 40 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Guard, Juggernaut | m, d |
3 | Harold the Hulk | Ogre | 14 | 39 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Strong Arm, Juggernaut | d |