| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Dumb As An Admin | Alligator Warrior | 2 | 0 | Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Dumb as an admin | Alligator Warrior | 2 | 5 | Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Watches porn movies | Pygmy | 5 | 0 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Hates everyone | Pygmy | 9 | 4 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
15 | Steals the beer | Pygmy | 1 | 0 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Says stupid things | Pygmy | 2 | 0 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
14 | Bites the postman | Pygmy | 7 | 0 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
5 | Cooks the village cats V | Alligator Warrior | 9 | 9 | Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dodge | d |
5 | Cooks the village cars IV | Alligator Warrior | 4 | 2 | Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
5 | Cooks the village cats III | Alligator Warrior | 1 | 0 | Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Sold his family for beer III | Pygmy | 2 | 0 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Eats the village dogs | Alligator Warrior | 16 | 4 | Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Cooks the village cats | Alligator Warrior | 1 | 0 | Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Walks like drunk | Pygmy | 17 | 9 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
15 | Fathers everyones children | Pygmy | 9 | 10 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player | n, d |
12 | Sold his family for beer II | Pygmy | 5 | 0 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, d |
14 | Plays bloodbowl | Pygmy | 12 | 10 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Sold his family for beer | Pygmy | 2 | 0 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Allways is drunk | Pygmy | 15 | 10 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
10 | Walks like drunk | Pygmy | 5 | 5 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Sleeps in the wastebin | Pygmy | 14 | 12 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
8 | Quite high | Eagle Warrior | 11 | 10 | Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG | -st, d |
6 | Cooks the village cats | Alligator Warrior | 8 | 2 | Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
5 | Eats the village dogs | Alligator Warrior | 7 | 5 | Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
3 | Robs the forest bank | Jaguar Warrior | 14 | 23 | Shadowing, Sprint, Claw, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dodge, Block | n, n, m |
1 | Eats the hearts of his neighbours | Kroxigor | 30 | 88 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone-head, Loner, Frenzy, Block, Tackle, Shadowing, Break Tackle | |