Past Players of Mice of Cake
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Tzar Nikhisk | Lineman | 2 | 2 | | d |
9 | Cracker | Lineman | 3 | 6 | Block | d |
9 | Johnson | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | -st |
17 | Paul Clumsysnake | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
6 | Bacary Sagna | Lineman | 7 | 2 | | n |
8 | Mouse | Lineman | 10 | 2 | | m, -av |
8 | Rat | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
15 | John | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
9 | Mouse | Lineman | 7 | 10 | Dirty Player | m, d |
14 | Phuk | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | d |
14 | Love II | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | -st |
14 | Love | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | -st |
8 | Ballsy | Thrower | 12 | 6 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block | d |
6 | Safety | Thrower | 23 | 39 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Kick-Off Return, Block | n |
13 | Ratten | Lineman | 18 | 17 | Block, Fend | -st |
13 | Hurricane | Gutter Runner | 1 | 3 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger | -av |
10 | Wine | Lineman | 21 | 8 | Block | m, -ma, -av |
9 | Scotch | Lineman | 21 | 16 | Kick, Wrestle | m, d |
8 | Cookie | Lineman | 6 | 15 | Block | m, d |
7 | Cheese | Lineman | 6 | 5 | | d |
6 | Beer | Lineman | 6 | 2 | | m, -st |
4 | Fastah | Gutter Runner | 33 | 66 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Wrestle, Dauntless, Tackle, Two Heads | d |
3 | Fury | Blitzer | 30 | 79 | Block, +AG, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, +MA | d |
1 | Rattagus | Rat Ogre | 23 | 59 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Loner, Wild Animal, Guard, Juggernaut, Stand Firm, Juggernaut | |