| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Ham Booger | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Brew Hurrymore | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
13 | Munchy Magruder | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -av |
13 | McButter | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m |
12 | McGruel | Halfling | 1 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
6 | McPorridge | Halfling | 6 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, -av |
16 | McEssen | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
15 | McCrispy | Halfling | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ma |
13 | McPie | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | McDeepfried | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m |
8 | McSoup | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
7 | McCheese | Halfling | 8 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dirty Player | d |
6 | McMutton | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m |
5 | McCupcake | Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -av |