| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
18 | Julius Goldstream | Skink Runner | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
9 | Unperceptive Ugal | Skink Runner | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | -ag |
8 | Scatterbrained Saren | Skink Runner | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
8 | Unperceptive Ukrit | Skink Runner | 10 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
9 | Amnesic Aduo | Skink Runner | 13 | 19 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m, d |
10 | Nirvanic Norio | Skink Runner | 11 | 17 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | d |
10 | Nirvanic Narcissus | Skink Runner | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty | n |
10 | Nirvanic Nathaniel | Skink Runner | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
11 | Amnesic Adalbert | Skink Runner | 17 | 29 | Dodge, Stunty, +MA, Sprint | m |
3 | Oblivious Oldwyn | Saurus Blocker | 6 | 0 | | d |
8 | Unperceptive Udo | Skink Runner | 21 | 17 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | n |
9 | Preoccupied Ptolomy | Skink Runner | 20 | 22 | Dodge, Stunty, +MA, Sprint | |
1 | Forgetful Frank | Kroxigor | 37 | 50 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone-head, Loner, Block, Guard, Stand Firm | -av |
12 | Blind Bogroll | Skink Runner | 31 | 23 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | |
9 | Preoccupied Parker | Skink Runner | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
10 | Nirvanic Noga | Skink Runner | 17 | 17 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
12 | Blind Burgor | Skink Runner | 9 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty | m, -st |
12 | Preoccupied Peter | Skink Runner | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | -st |
9 | Amnesic Albert | Skink Runner | 14 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, +MA | m, d |
11 | Unknowing Urbrain | Skink Runner | 23 | 18 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
10 | Unknowing Utku | Skink Runner | 11 | 32 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Catch | |
9 | Unaware Ukrit | Skink Runner | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
8 | Unperceptive Ugo | Skink Runner | 21 | 57 | Dodge, Stunty, Sure Hands, Side Step, Sure Feet, Sprint | n |
5 | Scatterbrained Solomon | Saurus Blocker | 3 | 7 | | d |
4 | Absentminded Alfred | Saurus Blocker | 39 | 66 | Block, +ST, Guard, Dodge | -st |
3 | Oblivious Ol' Joe | Saurus Blocker | 19 | 4 | | m, m, m |
1 | Forgetful Fred | Kroxigor | 20 | 17 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone-head, Loner, Guard, Break Tackle | |