| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Betty Davis | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
13 | Lauren | Gnoblar | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
16 | Betty Davis | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ag |
14 | Katherine | Gnoblar | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ag |
10 | Fred Astaire | Gnoblar | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
14 | Katherine | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
13 | Lauren | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
10 | Fred Astaire | Gnoblar | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
7 | Grace Kelly | Gnoblar | 11 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, n, -av |
6 | Jimmy Dean | Ogre | 20 | 28 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Guard | d |
14 | Katherine | Gnoblar | 15 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n |
6 | Katherine | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | |
13 | Lauren | Gnoblar | 16 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
12 | Rita Hayworth | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
10 | Fred Astaire | Gnoblar | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle | -av, d |
9 | Gene Kelly | Gnoblar | 11 | 13 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sneaky Git | m, d |
8 | Harlow, Jean | Gnoblar | 20 | 15 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Grace Kelly | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
5 | Marlon Brando | Ogre | 25 | 37 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Guard, Piling On | |
4 | DiMaggio | Ogre | 24 | 18 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Guard | m |
3 | Deitrich | Ogre | 23 | 41 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Guard, Piling On | n, m |
2 | Monroe | Ogre | 23 | 26 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Block | m, -av |
1 | Greta Garbo | Ogre | 11 | 22 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle | d |