| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | George Grottyfist | Hobgoblin | 4 | 0 | | -av |
18 | Aaron Weakhawk | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | d |
10 | Fire Balls | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 2 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -ma |
6 | Dangle Balls | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -av |
18 | Osmond Silentbrook | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | d |
6 | Riggin Miggin | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 5 | 7 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | m, d |
10 | Paul Grottyeagle | Hobgoblin | 3 | 0 | | d |
9 | Stupid Gobbo | Hobgoblin | 15 | 2 | | m, d |
17 | Evander Strongsnake | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | d |
7 | Slammin Garry | Enslaved Minotaur | 17 | 10 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal, Guard | m, -ag |
12 | Rummy Mulligans | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 15 | 23 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard | m, d |
11 | Wimmpy | Hobgoblin | 8 | 10 | Accurate | -ma |
7 | Sloppy Biy | Hobgoblin | 3 | 6 | Block | -st |
10 | Nerddy | Hobgoblin | 5 | 9 | | d |
9 | Jobby | Hobgoblin | 5 | 5 | | d |
8 | Satanley Balls | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 35 | 68 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard, Juggernaut, Stand Firm | m, r |
6 | Grumpy Balls | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 11 | 5 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | m, m, d |
5 | Flash Balls | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 23 | 27 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard | -av |
3 | Richie Balls | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 33 | 33 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
2 | Biggy Bigs | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 34 | 92 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Block, Sure Hands, Tackle, Dodge, Mighty Blow | n, m, d |
1 | Biggy Smalls | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 20 | 59 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard | -ma |